A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He
lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a
quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just
get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out
to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to
send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit
card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to
no avail. The cabbie said "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get
the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike
to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain
his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he
won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front
of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well
who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but
his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he
was down on his luck.
The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy
pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The
businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride
to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply.
"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get
the hell out of my cab you asshole!!!" The
businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked
the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and
asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie
replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the
businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.