Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles used for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special
Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATMs?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of
earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out
of
the water?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it
considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
and drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called
cargo?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
What happened to Preparations A through G?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the
top one away?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does she wonder why
you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?