How To Tell A Polish Joke
A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Polack joke.
The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the
bar and said, ``He's Polish.'' Then the bartender pointed to a burly
policeman near the door and repeated, ``He's Polish.'' The
bartender finished, ``Now think about whether you want to tell that
joke, because I'm Polish, too.''
The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd
have to explain it three times.''
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