Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? Hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are you again?
Come to think of it, you're right! You're always right! I'm not going to make any more decisions! You can just take over my life.
Mom, you too can be saved.
I need more money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
I'm on page 54, right after the centerfold.
Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean tried a lot of it at once! It's
amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English
dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry,
and I- my, my heart...I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd love to talk to you, but I have more important things in my life to do.
Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and, um, forget what I just said.
There's only one thing left to do- kill the both of you!