Desterted Island
A man & his wife have been stranded on a deserted island for many years.
One day a new man washes up on shore. He & the
wife are very attracted to each other right away, but realize certain
protocols must be observed. The husband, however is very glad to see the
second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing 8 hour
shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12 hour shifts".
The second man is only too happy to help & in fact volunteers to do
the first shift. He climbs up the tower is is standing watch. Soon the
husband & wife start placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook
supper.
The second man yells donw, "Hey, no f*cking". They yell back, "We're
not fucking". A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into
the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no fucking". Again
they yell back, "We're not fucking".
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch
leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no fucking".
They yell back, "We're not fucking!!". Finally the shift is over
so the second man climbs down from the tower & the husband starts to
climb up. He's not even halfway up before the wife & second man are
screwing each other's brains out.
The husband looks out from the tower & says, "Son-of-a-bitch, it
really does look like they're fucking from up here!"
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