The Top Ten Ways Things Would Be Different
If Microsoft Built Cars
10) The speed limit on roads would be the minimum speed needed to travel.

9) New seats will force everyone to have the same size buttocks.

8) We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).

7) People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they
    had been available in other brands for years.

6) The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

5) Sun Motor Systems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast,
    but only ran on 5% of the roads.

4) You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT,
    but then you'd have to buy more seats.

3) Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason,
    you would just accept it.

2) Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

1) A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until AFTER that year, instead of before.

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