Qualifying Exam For Income Tax Form Designers
Read each question thoroughly. Answer all questions. Time limit is four hours.
1. HISTORY
Describe the history of all religions from their earliest origins to the present day. Prove which is best in a manner that will
convince all other religions.

2. MEDICINE
You will be provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your own appendix. Do not suture
until your work has been inspected. You will have fifteen minutes.

3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
2500 riot-crazed aborigines will be turned loose in the classroom with you. Calm them. You may use any ancient language
except Latin or Greek.

4. BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with
special attention to the probable effects on our next election. Show who would have been our next President and why.

5. MUSIC
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate it and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

6. PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the political stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of
each of the following: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramsesall, Gregory of Nicoa, and Hammurabi. Support your evaluations with
quotations from each man's work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.

7. SOCIOLOGY
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the world. Construct a full-scale experiment to test your
theory.

8. MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why? Create a generalized algorithm that can be used to optimize all
managerial decisions. Design the systems interface and prepare all software necessary to program this algorithm on whatever
computer may be selected by the examiner.

9. ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle will be placed on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual, printed in
Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be
prepared to justify your decision.

10. ECONOMICS
Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan on the wave theory of light and
on the overcrowding of citizens band radio channels.

11. POLITICAL SCIENCE
Pick up the phone on the desk beside you and start World War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any.

12. EPISTEMOLOGY
Take a position for or against the truth. Prove the validity of your position.

13. PHYSICS
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of mathematics on science, plus the possible
effect of electromagnetic radiation on global pollution and on the love life of radar operators who spend long periods in that
environment.

14. PHILOSOPHY
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its significance. Compare this with the development of other kinds of
thought.

15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe everything you know in detail. Be objective and specific.

16. EXTRA CREDIT
Define the universe. Give three examples.

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