Confused Child
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating
that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty
with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother,
"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
Johnny's mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom,
and closed the door. She said, "First, Johnny, I want
you to take off my blouse..." Little Johnny unbuttoned her blouse and
took it off. She continued, "Now take off my skirt..." He
removed her skirt. "Take off my bra..." which he did. "And now, Johnny,
please take off my panties." When Johnny had finished removing his mother's
panties, she said, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school
any more!
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