People that Deserved to be Slapped
1. Stupid people.
2. When people call you up on the phone and say "Where the hell are
you?".
3. Those people who throw French fries and chips to the seagulls at
the beach.
4. People that just click over without warning you that they have another
call.
5. People that drive 50 miles to the beach, and only stay for an hour.
6. Friends that feel the right to eat all of your food before you have
any.
7. People that you go out to the movies with and they take 30 minutes
to go to the bathroom in the middle of the movie.
8. Friends that take forever getting ready to do anything in public.
9. People who take more than 5 minutes doing their hair.
10. People that spend more money on renting porn movies than on dates!
11. PEOPLE WHO CALL PYSCHIC HOTLINES!
12. Cops that say "How are you doing today?" after pulling you over.
13. Friends that won't sit by you in a movie in fear of looking gay!
SLAP CITY!
14. When you ask a friend where they live and they tell you what state.
15. People that order a pizza delivery and act surprised when you get
to their house.
16. People that want to return food saying its not what they wanted
after eating the entire thing.
17. People that make long distance calls from your phone.
18. Dates that only say "I dunno, what do you want to do?" when asked
for date ideas.
19. Mothers that wake you up and ask "Are you awake?".
20. When people just yell at you from across the house instead of coming
in to tell you what they're saying.
21. People that don't close the door after leaving your room.
22. People that watch the home shopping club more than any other program
on television.
23. Friends that sit in the passenger seat of the car and feel they
control the radio.
24. Messages on your answering machines from people who just say "Its
me, call me back".
25. Women that say "Guys Suck". SLAP WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
26. People with the bumper sticker "GOD IS AWESOME!"
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