How To Piss Off A Pizza Delivery Guy
1. Never have your money ready for the Delivery Guy!
2. Make sure you have a viscous little animal ready to attack him as
you open the door.
3. Switch addresses with your neighbors mailbox.
4. Flicker the lights on and off when he comes to the door.
5. When he knocks on the door, yell "MARCO" and wait till he yells
"POLO" to open the door.
6. Hide in a bushes by his car, and while he's at your door, drive
away with his car!
7. Make him slip you the pizza slice by slice through the mail slot
in your door.
8. Pay him in pennies.
9. Pay him in pennies, and after counting it all. Tip him a 5 dollar
bill.
10. Ask for a secret password when the delivery guy comes to your door.
11. Leave your sprinklers on!
12. Tell him he brought the wrong pizza, because you ordered yours
square.
13. Before handing over the money ask for 3 forms of ID.
14. Ask him if he'll take you for a drive in his car.
15. After he hands you your change, stare at him while he waits for
the tip and make kissy faces.
16. Open the door, grab the food, throw the money and close the door
while giggling loudly!
17. Instead of a tip, hand him your cat.
18. Kiss him lightly on the cheek after paying. (only works if pizza
guy is the same sex as customer)
19. Instead of giving him money, invite him in, and ask if he'd like
to trade for the pizza.
20. Try to haggle the price down.
21. Talk to them but look directly at their shoes.
22. Come to the door naked! (once again, only works if pizza guy is
the same sex as customer)
23. Lick every bill before handing it to him.
24. Ask him if he'll help you with some chores.
25. Try to scare him as you open the door.
26. Stall Him!
27. Leave a note saying "We're in the back, just jump the fence."
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