The Perfect Day According To:


        HER
        ***
8:45    wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00    5 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30    Light Breakfast
11:00   Sunbathe
12:30   Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
1:45    Shopping
2:30    Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs.
3:00    Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30    Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00   Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30   Pillow talk in his big strong arms.

        HIM
        ***

10:00   Wake up
10:02   Oral Sex
10:10   Big Breakfast
11:30   Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15    Enormous lunch
3:15    Oral sex
3:25    Play sports with the guys
4:30    Drink Beer with the guys
6:30    Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40    Oral sex
6:50    Huge dinner, more beer
11:00   Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10   sleep.
 
 

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