Things To Do At The McDonald's Drive ThroughWindow

1. Start every word with "Mc" in front of it.
2. Hand them the money and peel out before getting the food.
3. Eat a Chicken McNugget in front of the cashier and say you only got 5.
4. Park your car just out of reach of cashier.
5. Miss the drink on purpose and ask for another.
6. Spill a cold Pepsi on yourself and yell "I'VE BEEN BURNED!"
7. Dress up like Ronald McDonald when driving through.
8. Insist that the teller counts every fry in the box to make sure there's enough.
9. Ask the teller to help you out with the bill.
10. Talk in gibberish while making the order.
11. Ask for the vegetarian menu.
12. Slow down, toss 75 cents in the window, and speed away!
13. Say "Watch for Spies and Burglars." when asked "what?" say "I'd like fries and a burger."
14. Refuse to roll down your window in fear of being harmed.
15. Ask for the Special for the Day.
16. Honk your horn every time they speak
17. Drive through naked and ask for some buns.
18. Ask her to lean closer because your hearing isn't so great.
19. Attempt to bribe the teller for free food.
20. When asked what you would like to order reply with, "So, do you come around here often?"
21. Order 27 waters, and 2 straws.
22. Only order a drink, but make the teller give you a large amount of ketchup.
23. Every sentence you say, speak in a new accent.
24. Never drive all the way to the window.
25. Instead of pulling up to the final window, wait in the parking lot for them to bring you your food.

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