How To Tell If You're An Idiot
1. If you own the clapper, you are an idiot.
2. If you don't spell out "H-I-V", you are an idiot.
3. If you think the Congo line is a race, you're an idiot.
4. If you turn around in circles in front of the mirror to see your
back, you are an idiot.
5. If your answering machine says "Call back later" you're an idiot.
6. If your having trouble figuring out doorknobs, you're an idiot.
7. If pencils amuse you for hours, you are an idiot.
8. If you push after reading the "pull" sign, you are an idiot.
9. If you walk into a sliding glass door twice in a row, you're an
idiot.
10. If the only thing you do with condoms is blow them up, you are
an idiot.
11. If you can't figure out why they named them Oranges, you are an
idiot.
12. If you ask twins if they are related, you are an idiot.
13. If you get lost in a hallway, you are an idiot.
14. If your not clear on what anteaters eat, you are an idiot.
15. If you think the News is a rerun, you're an idiot.
16. If you jump off a diving board and miss the pool, you are an idiot.
17. If you need directions before taking the stairs, you're an idiot.
18. If you try to walk up the "down" escalator, your an idiot.
19. If you think you have to get married to someone with the same last
name as you, you are an idiot.
20. If you sleep naked, and wake up wondering what happened to your
clothes, you're an idiot.
21. If you clean the toilet every time you use it, you are an idiot.
22. If you think the television works because of magic, your an idiot.
23. If you read through this entire list, and nothing seemed unusual.
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