How To Have Fun At Your Local Grocery Store

1. Follow a customer around, and comment on whatever they pick up.
2. Grease up an isle with liquid butter, and invite people to slide with you.
3. When you see a customer go in the pop corn section, sneak up behind them and say "PoP, PoP" in their ear, really loud.
4. Take various cereal boxes and try to make a store wide domino rally.
5. Hide in-between racks and jump out when unknowing customers come too close.
6. Yell out cereal names while tackling customers at random.
7. Jump into a customer's shopping cart, and ask for a ride.
8. While your at the checkout counter, tell them you forgot something and would like to go get it. Run off into the store,
    get a new shopping cart, and pretend like they're not waiting for you.
9. Yell "PeeKee Boo" to the cashier at the checkout counter every time she scans an item.
10. Take a shopping cart, run up next to a customer, and tell them you want to race.
11. Ask an employee where the Food section is.
12. Make a maze out of beer six packs for customers to walk through.
13. Ask a customer if they would like to sample a new food, and when they take a bite, yell
      "LOOOOOK! HE'S EATING YOUR FOOD!".
14. Lead grazing cattle into the deli, and tell them you have a delivery.
15. Walk out of the store with a watermelon under your jacket, and try to convince them that you grew it,
      when they say you took it.
16. Push a shopping cart into the middle of an isle, curl up into a little ball, and attempt to hide inside it.
17. Tell them that you want to make sure that the Raisin Brand has Two scoops, and make them count the raisins.
18. Poor Milk over your head, and try to convince people you are the Store's Ghost.
19. Shop naked, and only buy banana's and hamburger buns.
20. Tell the cashier you'd like a price check on a single grape.
21. Tell them your allergic to shopping carts, so you need an employee to follow you around,
      and help you carry the food that you want to purchase.
22. Ask the deli if they have fresh dog.
23. See if you can trade in old food that you don't want, for new food.
24. Run in front of people, and before they can pick up they're carbonated drinks, shake them, and calmly walk away.
25. Every time you pass by a customer's shopping cart, sniff it, and shake your head.
26. Go through the checkout line with a stuffed cat in your shopping cart.

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