How To Strike Up A Conversation

With Your Girlfriend's Dad

1. "Ya know, those home pregnancy tests aren't that accurate."
2. "Your daughter's car is the same shade as my eyeliner!"
3. "Is your wife a screamer too?"
4. "My Parole Officer says your daughter has a very Calm effect on me."
5. "Since I'm taking your daughter out tonight, could you recommend a good hotel?"
6. "Girls are only good for one thing, right man?"
7. "Your daughter has the biggest..."
8. "I just bought this new set of handcuffs and I feel like taking them for a spin."
9. "I've never seen your daughter in the front seat of a car before."
10. "Hey, about your wife. BEEN THERE DONE THAT!"
11. "She'll be my seven one this week!"
12. "I've given up bisexuality because of your daughter."
13. "Seen any good Porno's lately?"
14. "Can I get an AMEN for Blowjobs!?!?"
15. "My aids test came back negative, hers should be okay."
16. "Has she made it back from the abortion clinic yet?"
17. "After my third kid, I started using protection."
18. "How much will she be for 3 hours? JUST KIDDING!
19. "After the rate conviction, I had plenty of time to write your daughter all those letters"
20. "I mean how many people can seriously say they've been on America's Most Wanted?"
21. "She talks about you all the time when she's really fucked up"
22. "Did you ever have sex with one too many under aged girls when you were my age?"

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