Current Laws Still On The Books

"It is illegal for a young lady to drink coffee after 6 p.m." - Corvallis, OR.

"All females must at all times have their body covered by a minimum of 16 yards of cloth." - Charlotte, North Carolina.

"A young lady cannot be employed to dance on a tightrope, except in church." - Winchester, Mass.

"No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." - Belvedere, CA

"Horses are allowed in taverns and night spots, but only after an admission fee is paid for the animal." - Burns, Oregon

"It is illegal to bath two babies in the same tub at the same time." - Los Angelas, CA

"You are not allowed to share a garbage can with any other person, even if they live in the same house as you.
    You must have your own." - Huntington, W.VA

"No restaurant is permitted to sell a slice of cherry pie topped with ice cream on a Sunday." -Kansas

"It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday" - Houston, Texas

"Ministers are not permitted to eat garlic or wild onions just prior to giving a sermon." - Marion, Oregon

"It is illegal for women to wear anything red in public." - St. Croix, Wisconsin

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