State of Arkansas Job Application 

Name: ________________  (_) Billy-Bob
                      (last)               (_) Billy-Joe
                                             (_) Billy-Ray
                                             (_) Billy-Sue
                                             (_) Billy-Mae
                                             (_) Billy-Jack
                                    (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
 
Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

 Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
 
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
 
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?  (Check appropriate box)
 
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:
 

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
 
How often do you bathe:
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer
(_) Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_) 1 mile
(_) 2 miles
(_) don't know
 

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